thebaconsandwichofregret:
mutilatedmemories:
I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
Noooo Jim and Bones are too cute, standing there talking about Vulcan and not having a clue what’s going on with this marriage
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UHURA THANK YOU
“She’s lovely! Who is she, Mr. Spock?”
“She’s T’Pring…my wife.”
CUE EVERYONE LOOKING SHOCKED AS FUCK
OH NOOOOOHOHOHOOOOO
SPOCK’S FIANCEE ALL UP ON THE SCREEN IN FRONT OF CHRISTINE
POOR BABE
T’PRING IS HOT THOUGH WOW SPOCK GOT GAME
“Then, would you beam down to the surface and stand with me? There is a small ceremony.”
“Is it permitted?”
“It is my right. By tradition, the male is accompanied by his closest friends.”
“Thank you, Mr. Spock.”
“I…also request McCoy accompany me.”
“I shall be honored, sir.”
NOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
“Miss Chapel.”
“Yes, Mr. Spock?” she asks with a single beautiful tear running down her beautiful cheek I love Majel Barrett what a queen
“I had a most startling dream; you were trying to tell me something, but I couldn’t hear you. It would be illogical for us to protest against our natures, don’t you think?”
“I don’t understand.” AND THEN HE WIPES. AWAY. HER TEAR. MURDER ME
“Your face is wet.”
“I came to tell you we’re bound for Vulcan; we’ll be there in a few days.”
“Vulcan…” she turns to leave, “Miss Chapel.”
“My name is Christine.”
“Yes, I know, Christine; would you…make me some of that plomeek soup?”
“Oh, I’d be very glad to do that, Mr. Spock.”
please kill me put me out of my misery I love Christine Chapel so much
CHRISTINE NO HE’S FULL OF CRAZY VULCAN SEXRAGE
LET SLEEPING VULCANS LIE