The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes
ONE OF THE MOST PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED JOKES IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDY FIGHT ME
It’s a short 3 day listing.
He’s a ooak cast of a semi-transparent Orpheus shot through with sparkly mica powder and glow in the dark powder.
Peach skin and White skin Orpheus are still available on my website. I added the option to buy bodies separately as well!
Woahhhhh He’s Gorgeous!!!!
Go get him!!!!!!!
The 50 Shades movie comes out on Valentines which is perfect because I have a tradition of seeing horror movies on Valentines
(Although this might count as a comedy)
(Maybe the movie will be less tediously terrible than the book)
My mum after getting back off holiday, I am the best son. (via badatstuff)
sounds like she was thanking xXx the action spy tbh pal(via verylittlebird)
Vin Diesel or Ice Cube?(via badatstuff)
you tell me it’s your house(via verylittlebird)
If you’re poor, the only way you’re likely to injure someone is the old traditional way: artisanal violence, we could call it – by hands, by knife, by club, or maybe modern hands-on violence, by gun or by car.
But if you’re tremendously wealthy, you can practice industrial-scale violence without any manual labor on your own part. You can, say, build a sweatshop factory that will collapse in Bangladesh and kill more people than any hands-on mass murderer ever did, or you can calculate risk and benefit about putting poisons or unsafe machines into the world, as manufacturers do every day. If you’re the leader of a country, you can declare war and kill by the hundreds of thousands or millions. And the nuclear superpowers – the US and Russia – still hold the option of destroying quite a lot of life on Earth.
So do the carbon barons. But when we talk about violence, we almost always talk about violence from below, not above.
Things I love about the Harvest Scramble DLC map: Precious Angel Princess Lissa usin a ladle to beat the shit out of a Revenant while wearing a party hat
FUCK NAH JUST PLAYS GREGOR LIKE A FIDDLE OMG, BEST DAUGHTER
He’s just like “Oy, is this what Gregor is looking forward to for next decade?” YEAH BRUH THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A CUTE SMART DAUGHTER