June 2012
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Oh no she just used Wikipedia to look up Submissives and BDSM stuff
now I am drawn by the siren song
the siren song of multiple spiraling Wikipedia articles
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you know I have never had faygo?
some day I will sip the wicked elixir
and see if it’s wickedness is to my liking
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“What’s vanilla sex?” I ask, if anything to distract myself from the intense, burning, sexy look he’s giving me. He laughs.
“Just straightforward sex, Anastasia. No toys, no added extras.” He shrugs. “You know… well actually you don’t, but that’s what it means.”
“Oh.” I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top. But hey, what do I know?
why
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Watchfivetail:
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
i love will smith
OH NO I SANG ALONG
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beamkatanachronicles:
my1stgirlfriendturnedintothemoon:
beamkatanachronicles:
oh my god i need to read this
Danni. ಠ_ಠ No one on EARTH needs to read this.
I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey flavor popsicle.
It’s a dick, lady. I guarantee if it makes you...
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beamkatanachronicles:
my1stgirlfriendturnedintothemoon:
he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet,
VELVET
FUCKING
STEEL
ALSJFLASJDFSADFA
oh my god i need to read this
Danni. ಠ_ಠ No one on EARTH needs to read this.
I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own...
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he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet,
VELVET
FUCKING
STEEL
ALSJFLASJDFSADFA
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I really don’t want to go to study hall today
I took my medicine without food before PT like a dunkass
and now I feel all pukey
but I signed up so I have to go
plus I left all of my stuff there OTL
I might not stay very long because I don’t want to puke in class
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May 2012
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Mothers Day
undyingumbridge:
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“I was in the area,” he says by way of explanation. “I need to stock up on a few things. It’s a pleasure to see you again, Miss Steele.” His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.
NO
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saturn-dust replied to your post: Oh no I am going to read 50 Shades of Gray ಠ_ಠ
AMBER LAWD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP
that was before I clicked on written kitten and spit out 400 words of Glen’s Magical Dream Visit
and then looked at tumblr
and saw a link for a PDF download of the 50 Shades of Gray trilogy
and looked it up on Wikipedia
and found out it was originally Twilight...
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Oh no I am going to
read
50 Shades of Gray
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Oh whoops I was going to type up a story and then go to bed early because all my homework is done
but I spent a whole hour looking up movie times and looking at tumblr
oops
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Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
saturn-dust:
radostyraz:
elixiroverdose:
GUYS. GUYS JUST IN TIME
Livestreamotpia
Well that was fun. >_>
lmao like I would ever be this fabulous
BUT A DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM IS A WISH YOUR HEAAAART MAAAAKES WHEN YOU’RE FAST ASLEEP
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I just looked up movie times for Saturday
and I have calculated a way in which I can finally see The Avengers in 3D, Dark Shadows, AND Snow White and the Huntsman all in one day.
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Also I am really kind of quiet in class because I am shy about saying words wrong and sounding dumb
and Amer accused me of meowing everything
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So I’m having a conversation in Arabic with just basic sentences like asking where are you from, what do you like to do
and Amer asked if I liked to eat Shwarma
when I didn’t reply because I couldn’t remember how to say I’ve never had Shwarma
he looked at me and said “…you need to go see The Avengers.”
Then I got yelled at by Amer and Hossam for...
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saturn-dust asked: 6, 9, and 20 fooorrrr hmm hm hmmmmm Aeris!
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RPer/Character QA Time! Inbox me!
1. RPer's real name?
2. Why did I choose my character, and how do I choose to play him/her?
3. If my character was born in a different era, what would I change about him/her?
4. RPer x Character; how would our relationship go?
5. Give one headcanon l have about my character(s).
6. Favourite thing about character.
7. What do you imagine when I think of my character?
8. If I changed your character's clothing options, what would I change and why?
9. If my character were to be given a haircut by me, what would I do?
10. If my character were to die, how would I react?
11. What is character's biggest secret?
12. What does RPer ship character with?
13. Worst moment for character.
14. Best moment for character.
15. What RPer secretly wants character to do.
16. How character reacts to magic anons.
17. What RPer likes about character.
18. What character prefers the most on Tumblr.
19. Most likely scenario for character on Tumblr.
20. What does RPer dislike about character?
I either have custard or a spaghetti-o stuck in my gumhole
this is an awkward experience
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this is not
I am not ready for this
I’m just spewing details about my life here and we’re not
saying anything really
and I want to talk about stuff
but alsdlfjkasf
also Ana is online but how awkward would that be
to start a conversation with her after like seven months
and just be like
“Hey Hi we haven’t talked in forever
but do you know how I can talk to James
that is basically why I’m talking to you
after all this time”
OH MY JESUS JAMES JUST
LOGGED IN
Awesome
my roommate and her boyfriend wait until AFTER I eat a custard cake with my hands like a slob to leave
If I had only known
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fivetail:
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
lellolamb:
people who only ship canon couples.
sorry we have the best ships
I dunno man, Harry/Ginny was pretty awful.
^^^^^^
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no more staying up until 3 am when you have to get up at 6
stupid
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